Loomis didn’t just treat Michael Myers, he declared war on him. Armed, obsessed, and maybe a little deranged, he’s the only guy in horror who can make shooting your patient look like the reasonable option.
Ever notice your favorite horror flicks look a little too bright, too smooth, or too dark? Your TV might be betraying you. Here’s how to calibrate it so The Thing, The Witch, and every nightmare in between look film perfect.
Six killer horror flicks from before the world went sideways; The Ruins, Laid to Rest, Splinter, The Cabin in the Woods, Malignant, and Housebound. Forgotten gems that prove pre-COVID horror still slaps.
Horror snobs who brag they’ve never been scared by a movie? Go to hell. Modern horror still works, it’s just waiting for you to meet it halfway. A raw look at why fear isn’t dead, audiences are just too numb to feel it.
The Halloween sequels tried to tie Michael Myers to ancient Celtic curses and runic cults, but the truth behind Samhain is stranger, and simpler. It was never about blood sacrifices or constellations, just fear, firelight, and the turning of seasons. Here’s how the movies got it wrong, and why that might be what makes them perfect.
